Buffalo residents will travel anywhere for cleaner water.

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

If this was Jezebel, the title would’ve been “Entitled White Male Harasses Chinese Woman Online, Gets What He Deserves.”

It’s Tuesday, and that means another edition of Resignation Letters to Patrick. Today’s letter comes from Doug DeMuro, Jalopnik’s resident humorist, part-time Ferrari owner, and specialist in the Rule of Three. Doug writes:

I think I speak for everyone here when I say it’s been a pleasure working with you and hosting all of your insane ideas over the years. We wish you nothing but the best and good luck with the new venture. Also, God bless you for taking that PT Cruiser off the road.

My biggest concern is the quality of Sunkist in Rio.

“No, shit”*

It’s in the media village, so they clearly did their research and discovered zero is the number of condoms most reporters will need.

I’ll tell them what. I’ll stop using the API scanners as soon as they fix the fucking 3-step bug. How about that?

Wow! Would love to catch a DonaldTrump just before the election...if only to release it just after it’s too late to accept the Presidency...

It would sure be nice for duplicating items...like all the pokeballs I’ve lost when the server times out -_-

Screw that! I haven’t seen a Mr Mime yet!!

Where the hell is farfetch’d?????

WHAT ABOUT MISSINGNO!!!!!

A bunch of people stand around the Mewtwo stand, frantically battling it.

Problem is, that’s the sketch of the knife block in the kitchen.

Still easier then changing a head light bulb on a new car.

It has begun..

Team Valor is the only choice for a real american!

The seller pays the agent fees. We didn't pay a dime to our realtor. If you are selling you could have a point but this article discusses buying.