Like you could afford a new Porsche.

What a prick. This is on par with those crybabies that try to pay their speeding tickets in pennies.

I admire his commitment to being a recalcitrant ass.

Michael Schumacher is a private citizen, albeit and internationally know private citizen. The public isn’t owed or entitled to his personal health information anymore than they are to any of ours, period.

Buy a Lotus

China loves Buick and buys a lot of them.

Prince, Madonna, Ballaban. ‘Nuff said.

When you are a dad...you make dad jokes.

Good question...they aren’t very good at keeping secrets because they can unravel rather easily. Hence the reason this photo leaked early.

Its primary purpose was nuclear deterrent, so thats probably for the best. The Yamato was finished when it was already obsolete.

It kept the Soviets from colonizing West Germany and Austria.

I fixed it. We need to go deeper.

Apparently fish are very aerodynamic and have faces that provide adequate airflow for cooling. Is that a bad thing?

We generally just hear about the failures.

When I was in college (at the time this movie was made), many of my classmates wasted their time studying the philosophy of Jean-Paul Sarte, while a few of us enlightened folks preferred the wisdom of Jean-Pierre Sarti, who never would have turned down a Nobel Prize, and the loot that goes with it.

Alfa’s don’t roll over, they stick to the road like glue.

This was really well done and I believe Matt’s best work. Completely agree with the sentiments

Bravo! I cannot say it better.

This confirms Jalopnik staff can always find something to whine about.