As a NW sports fan, I’ve always liked how our teams have non “generic” names... Mariners (sailors and such), Seahawks (not a real animal, but based on the Osprey, a badass hunting bird), Blazers (“Oregon Trail” Blazers, and hey, legal weed!) and I guess the Supersonics with Boeing. All solid.

An accurate title, but then you are left with no reason to click on the article. Don’t you know how this all works?

Can we get a bracket going for bullshit excuses to get pulled over for? I know this isn’t Jalopnik, but between window tints, license plate lights, truck height, and shit like “it didn’t appear you were wearing a seatbelt” or my fear...changing a song and being mistaken for texting.... there’s a ton of BS ways to get…

Sounds like the niacin.

Side story, went to Walmart on my bday, after smoking a bowl to grab a few things with the current gf. Wellllll, turns out my ex works in the pharmacy. I may have been the only one who noticed, but the current gf was I one of those “oooh a blood pressure machine! I wanna check it!” kinda moods. She was normal. I was…

I got hooked on energy drinks, and would drink 3-4 a day, no problem. One day I had an anxiety attack, and quickly realized my heart didn’t like caffeine. Part of that was my fear of fucking up my kidneys and everything else as I had recently quit drinking alcohol.

Maybe something like the video games do. Instead of just a base lighting up when the player is on the base, actually show his progress on the basepath in real time. That couldn’t be too hard would it? I imagine the technology is somewhat already there as well as most broadcasts have that graphic in use as well.

The last Mariners game I went to, I had near perfect seats thanks to a friends employer.

Can baseball do an “all 22" style camera?

So, how do these guys get down? I get glissading on snowfields, but I can’t imagine repelling is any easier. They don’t repel the whole way down...

Is it just me, or does “Trubisky” sound like a name from Tommy Boy?

How would one reach this limit? Bushel of bananas? Too many vitamins and not enough water? Is it even possible to do on accident?

Anyone ever play “beer darts”? You put 3 beer cans on the ground, in a 3 point star formation on two ends, and a player from each team (one on both sides) throws their 3 darts at the can. If you pierce it (the metal tip darts will puncture the can and let you know you hit it) the person from the other team on that…

In my journey from 18 years of booze, to weed for the last 10 months or so, I feel this applies to pot as well.

Now that’s a “hot take”... hubba hubba

Cheer up, maybe that old sportscaster who does some radio show thingy will feature you on a segment called “bad breaks” but there and here are the only places I EVER hear about sports betting.

I live in Washington.

I dunno,

Have you tried watching football from the front row on the 50? It isn’t that great. Sitting on the 200-300 level railing is the best seat in the house. Perfect blend of being close, but being elevated so you can see the whole field without craning your neck.