Shocker! Universal decided to strike a compromise and make up with the largest theater chain in the world.

touché

Maybe the only surprising aspect of the story is that Rite Aid actually got caught using the tech.

Quick! Start an advertising campaign about how they are “cutting out the middle(milk)man” and “disrupting the dairy business”.

In a city with increasing pedestrian and cyclist fatality rates, throw in some inexperienced people zooming around on mopeds, what could go wrong?

You know you hit the jackpot when you release something that enrages the luxury watch enthusiasts because they view it as stupidly unnecessary and overpriced.

Cue someone screaming “Communism!” in 3, 2, 1...

The BEST way would be to dig a trench about 10 feet below the ground

Petition to use the screaming mummy picture instead of that of the racoon girl in all p0rn-related posts.

Gotta double dip on those page clicks AND them sweet kinja deals!

While we are at it, can we banish Facebook to social media hell as well? 

Smells to me like complete bullshit designed to part suckers with their money. 

‘[Insert your favorite state here] Karen’ is fast becoming the new ‘Florida man’.

the polio vaccine guy

It’s really not that complicated. When the aggregators don’t kick enough money back or result in significant increased subscriptions, they are dead to publishers.

Genius!

Kind of a dick move for Disney+ to stop doing free trials right before Hamilton drops. For a company worth almost $200B, you’d think they’d be a bit nicer especially these days and throw us a bone. 

and as regulars we had faith that the restaurant would be following the rules set down by the city.

Because I perpetually have the power brick plugged in on the wall under the desk behind a forest of other wires and cables. I’m not crawling under my desk every time to use the SD card reader.

I love hotpot. My biggest gripe about eating hotpot at home is that it stinks up your entire apartment like there’s no tomorrow. Takes days to dissipate.