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I’m going with option 3: Stick with your current phone. 

Blué?

The bump is the new status symbol, of course Apple is gonna make it nice and big and shiny so everyone knows you dropped a grand on it while still suffocating under your student debt.

Can he travel fast/often enough to even keep up with Starbucks’ new openings around the world? Seems like a futile exercise but carry on my friend. 

This is the least I’ve felt obligated to upgrade to a new iPhone release in the last 10 years....

For added special effects, use a phone with a smashed screen.

Am I the only one excited to see a greater variety of salty takes from the Salty Waitress?

Wrong blog?

It’s well known that nobody ever proofs any article before hitting ‘publish’ at G/O Media.

Oh, cock.

Please do take note and make a comment on exactly how they sound, whenever you get the listen to them. 

Nothing beats being perpetually gray on some G/O sites...

Adam, can you elaborate on the noise canceling performance of these cans? Specifically, do they generate a good amount of pressure on your inner ears, which I really dislike and is what led me to avoid the Bose like a plague?

No, they are hipster-wanna-be’s. The real hipsters that started this wave of Edison-style bulbs have already moved on to something else. They would never stick around long enough to see an evil global corporation getting into the massive market. 

I have admittedly little real knowledge about the inner working of cars. But whatever my brain does understand about cars, I learned, for the most part, from Car Talk, even if I never was born in the right time frame to catch the show on the radio.

No way I would stick that AirPod that’s fallen into hell/the rats nest/subway tracks back in my ear.

It is worth noting also that your debit card may potentially have a lower daily withdraw limit than you think. If you are going to take out a good amount of money, check with the bank beforehand. I learned it the hard way.

Incorrect.

Technically correct is the best kind of correct.