Pour-overs on the weekends, $20 Mr. Coffee on weekdays. If I had 201 seconds every workday morning for proper pour-overs, I’d rather spent them sleeping. 

How do people still bring this up. I feel like this bit was circulating twitter-sphere at least 10 years ago.

I was all about trying out different Starbucks Reserve coffee beans at home. But since they basically stopped selling them at regular old ‘bux, I’m not going to go out of my way to hunt them down in the few Reserve stores that are around.

Case in point: the massive hysteria over celiac disease or going gluten-free.

Sometimes you just gotta let evolution take its course.

I was ready to dispute your claim on the horizontal cuts not being necessary, because I have tried to cheat by skipping them and just doing the longitudinal ones before dicing and the dices did not come out great.

Better trademark this quick before Kirk Cousins does.

These days my hamstrings tighten and twitch just at the thought of trying to pick up a pen from underneath the table. 

pfff Dark Sky ftw! 

Would most definitely be legal (or illegal but driven on the road anyway) in Florida. 

Early analogy of the year award nominee. 

Salty, I honestly feel like I helped put this place on the map. I went there when no one else did, before it became the popular crowded neighborhood spot it is now.

You wash until the water rinses clear!

No self respecting Asian adds butter to plain white rice.

A New York plumber is off to a shitty 2019

Trader Joe’s. 

leaving it in there for weeks or months on end can dry out the cork

Which means the Steelers now have to hold on to Tomlin.

Fucking 3D bar charts?!

You can’t blame the defense too much for Liverpool’s third goal