My condolences.

Same here. This is certainly a more intriguing upgrade (to me at least) than last year’s iteration. 

Better than iPhone TENNIS

I think the AFib alarm and ECG feature is an awesome addition, just hoping that people don’t rely purely on this instead of regular checkups with doctors. 

Shots are dumb in general, but it’s necessary evil when you have only shitty alcohol and need to get drunk fast.

This guy can come to NYC, kick the heck out of any number of pigeons here, and receive a proper hero’s welcome.

C’mon Ovi, act like you’ve been there before. Oh wait never mind...

Maybe I’m truly becoming an old fart, or maybe the iPhone X that I have is all I need for a phone (and some more), but this upcoming event is one I’ve been the least excited about, as far as Apple announcements go, in recent memory. 

Hmmm both marg and guac are delish.

Dean and Deluca

Until all restaurants ban cell phones at the table, it’s a non-issue. If some restaurants don’t want my money, I’m happy to take my business elsewhere.

I suspect something fishy going on there....

• A Taiwanese Tale of Two Cities*

I’m just one that knows what an average day working in IB is. 

Assuming these douches didn’t just pre-order their dinners while still working past the 6:30 pm cut-off, their firings were deserved. Simply no one in IB should be off work, especially regularly, by 6:30 pm.

Incidentally I do end up having my coffee about 30 minutes after I get in to work and set up some things. Mostly though it’s because I just don’t want to spill it all over me on the subway ride.

#humblebrag

Good.

inb4 everyone sees this and buys tickets the week of Oct 15, making it the worst time to buy flights this year. Second order chaos. 

This is actually an informative and interesting test. I would’ve also tried to test the sunblocks’ water-resistance claims or just in general how they wear off over time. Nicely done though.