I'd probably says something like "I would but the Imam in my Marxist-Leninist study group recommends against it."

He's very punchable, but Joel Osteen is more punchable.

Or "I only like Lee Greenwood's Proud to be an American".

Are you into unfunded wars, enhanced interrogation, union busting, environmental destruction, tax cuts and all things Ronald Reagan? Then contact me, Joe T. Plummer.

[Cut to Archeologist hundreds of years in the future, making his way through devious traps until He reaches Dik's hidden toy horde]

So ISIS doesn't have anything against your partners then.

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of bidders suddenly cried out in avarice and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

If the pot is stolen, it would be Korean Hot Pot.

At the bottom of the ocean west of the Orkney Isles.

I was OK with Django. Not so much with Inglorious Basterds.

Is this some sort of appraisal show?

Why didn't he just re-use the score from The Good, The Bad and The Ugly instead?

You can tell he's the Captain because he's the only one not covered in shit.

Scott Walker's Presidential campaign.

"A one and a two . . . ," - Lawrence Welk

I think she has some sort of a club for lucky people.

But lots of happy endings.

I can see why Jim put the notion that he is a reader in scare quotes.

Her agent should get her in contact with Adam Sandler.

Winter's Cartilage