I don't think anyone at Comcast Customer service is technically savvy enough to respond to an e-mail.

Which is still better than dealing with Comcast.

I will build a wall around the Earth and make the Lunarians pay for it!

I suppose he could be back on heroin.

Just tell them it's a gun and you'll be fine.

I genuinely regret that I never kicked him in the nuts when I knew him in College.

Congress did actually get things done in the 1980s and 90s. Bipartisanship wasn't a bad word.

Hell even Dick Cheney came out yesterday and basically said "Trump's too evil, even by my standards."

And now the front running Republican candidate is talking about registering Muslims, banning Muslims from entering the country, and closing mosques. And the people cheer.

Yup.

All of the Republican primary candidates have slid off into right wing extremist fantasy. The Democratic presumptive nominee is a center-right hawk who can barely be counted on to maintain the programs that are in place, let alone progressively address issues. Congress is completely fucking dysfunctional and doesn't…

I don't recall a period in my life time when our politics were this completely infuriating and depressing.

"Wot?" - The Rolling Stones.

Holy crap, only one of those movies isn't a sequel, and it's a remake.

UPS has pretty good rates.

I heard that Hahn shot her episode first.

It's because he's a lousy Red. Everyone can see that.

I don't really think Ben Carson has much of a chance.

What if one of the big cities is Brooklyn, and the other is Manhattan?

Does he have a 3 to 5 year contract there?