And to think that Dr. Ben Carson just warned us about the danger of rabid dogs.

They did warn us that if we kept doing it we'd go blind.

Gummed up the keyboard again, huh?

Life, uh… finds a way.

Why the fuck would anyone pay money for an intentionally bad album?

Most of them don't think it will apply to the work they do, but to all the other workers.

"There doesn't seem to be an emoji for "nepotism"."

The Russians had a simply massive and bizarre looking aircraft that they developed during the cold war that depended on the ground effect for flight.

Ohh , I can't wait wait for the Inventory column talking about different ways for storing urine in pop culture!

You can console yourself with the knowledge that billionaire Presidential candidate Donald Trump has stated that wages are too high in this country.

Are there clowns that aren't evil?

The comment about trying to force catchphrases was spot on. I remember being really sick of "Not the Mama.".

If you want good fart jokes, you really need to work with a good biography of William Howard Taft.

Yes. Yes they are.

Nope. That number is the number of total refugees we will accept from all countries. 10,000 is the number of Syrians we have agreed to admit.

But wouldn't that be a compliment in the eyes of their viewers?

"Sir, we are refugees who fled our country with only what we could carry in our arms. Why are we dressed better than you?"

But the two behind him are Carson and Cruz, neither of which is an improvement.

The US is complaining about taking 10,000, and specifically complaining about taking in orphan toddlers.

No, but the Congressional Republicans combined with a good number of spineless Congressional Democrats can stop the Feds.