Only a military grade flashlight will keep the Syrian refugees away.

It appears God's hobby is telling Republicans to run for President, and then telling everyone else not to support them.

So, I guess you won't be seeking the Republican nomination for President then.

If the people who write 2 Broke Girls can do it, why can't we?

I think it's become more ubiquitous in recent years. It's getting harder and harder to find sci fi or fantasy novels that are a part of a projected series, and if the book has any success at all the series get's increasingly stretch out to milk every possible dollar.

It's a trend that has increasingly infected genre fiction books as well, with the same negative consequences.

No. Nor are you allowed to question the actions of any Police officer.

They're camouflage, you're not supposed to be able to see them at all!

-Sarah Palin

There was Stars Earn Stripes with "Stars" like Todd Palin.

A wine delivery function could finally convince me to go on Facebook.

Wait, John Travolta is going to be in this?

They should get that done ASAP.

Yes, but it will give you autism.

I think you may be off by a factor of ten.

"Is Obama condemning Fogle simply because he is white, or is Obama doing it because he's wealthy?"

What about Dick Cheney?

I've been trying to figure out why the graphics person was assembling the map from individual states. I haven't come up with anything plausible.

It's like being a moderate Republican.

If your goal is to not have to go into the office ever again, It works great.