13 items in the express check out lane. Boom, Rambo'd.

Showing up his brother George yet again.

I think Carson's campaign included Vietnam as one of the New England states on that map, didn't they?

I suggest Jeb Bush as the screen writer.

In the modern environment you make him a disillusioned Iraq war vet who's upset they "Didn't let us win" there and have him go and kill a bunch of Syrian refugees.

The delivery of that line was just a thing of beauty.

Can I call him Jay?

Where is the disapproval in the racist views in presenting an award in his likeness? Is the foundation making donations to civil rights groups to fight racism ? Or are they simply ignoring the very really history of his virulent and public racism that is evidenced in examples of his work?

Actually very few people I knew as a kid went to camp.

Just make sure Dinty Moore gets her cut. She's one tough lady.

I made millions smuggling in Campbell's Cream of Mushroom back in the day.

Don't tell anyone, because then they'll all want one.

However it's fairly certain he invented Love Potion #9.

No, laughing will not be what we are doing while watching the slo-mo running scene.

Duh, everyone knows Fred was the vain one. The dude wore an ascot for goodness sake!

Now we just need to know who put the sham in the shamalamadingdong.

Those old caretakers are a crafty bunch.

Are they doing an all female reboot?

Why do people assume the Chicago Chamber Music Ensemble plays chamber music?

"You can't fire me, I quit!"