I just keep thinking of how short 2 seconds is.

This is yet another police brutality case where it is becoming obvious that the prosecutor sees his role as being the accused officer's defense attorney in front of the Grand Jury.

Hey, he didn't respond to the warning that was never made. How much longer than two seconds do you think a cop should wait?

The prosecutor also said that Rice's family was seeking justice for "economic motives."

The rumors that you get to see Tom Cruise blowed during a Sea Org trip are wholly false.

He was supposed to be infirm at 56?

Trump becoming President is their best chance at reconquering the colonies.

Oddly, I just read an article today about a woman who jumped off a cruise ship that was having a theme cruise featuring Skrillex.

Unfortunately the Senate has a Korn fan majority.

Well, now we finally know what shocking information Trump's investigators found in Hawaii a few years ago.

He went on an hour and a half rant about Ben Carson, during which he called Carson "pathological" like a child molester, and called Iowans "stupid" because they believe Carson's "crap".

I suppose that it's too much to hope that he finally slips over the edge in the middle of the Republican National Convention.

After last night's speech, I'm starting to think that Trump is about to lose it in a truly spectacular fashion.

At which point does our society officially get classified as a dystopia?

I wish I hadn't asked.

Speaking of which, what ever happened to Lindsey Lohan?

I know it's not a popular opinion, but I think Contractions in the Money Supply as a Result of Higher Interest Rates was her best album.

The mirror answered, "Taylor Swift".

Prissy was disposing of the dirt from the escape tunnel by putting it in the O'Hara's food.

I'd be willing to let her treat me like shit.