Nothing blends better with transcendental meditation than rampant materialism.

Just so long as it's not Garrison Keillor.

Thanks for your input, Mr. Trump.

"You know, if seasonal holiday depression has a sound track, this is it."

You've taken your first step into a larger world.

I remember Comedy Central uses to have pre-Senate Al Franken do it for the political conventions. It didn't really work all that well.

At least they have a proper sense of shame.

MST3K is one of the seminal sources for the study of snark as an art form.

Wait, people admit they were in that film?

I watched Space Mutiny recently. It was delightfully, bizarrely, the very worst of the 80s.

You could just read the article they link to in the NYT.

Define "new".

While I think it's an interesting topic, Zerohedge is a not a source that should ever be used.

I've already copywrited Young People Who Don't Seem to Have Jobs Living in Huge Apartments in Manhattan

The Chicago Police do double duty as the criminals.

On Chicago PD do they have a "black site" where suspects just disappear?

Cabrini and the Taylor homes have been demolished.

Utter pointlessness also characterizes most of Lucas's interventions and revisions to the original trilogy.

Do NOT play a drinking game that involves taking a shot every time the phrase "mainstream media" is used.

I feel that way about my current representative who said despicable things about Duckworth when she ran against him.