His family was allegedly intimately involved with the plot and are currently under investigation.

She was compensated with a blue french horn.

How else do you explain Adam Sandler's career? People weren't buying tickets because the plotlines of those films sounded so compelling.

On a similar note, the story of the Illinois cop who made his suicide look like a murder gets ever more bizarre.

Wabbits, an international thriller where disgraced former CIA agent Elmer Fudd, hunts down the terrorist known as "Bugs" and his rival/friend "Daffy" Ghaddaffi in the midst of the Libyan revolution.

Actually the header picture does look a bit like he's sitting outside Satriales.

To be honest, I was kind of disappointed that Jade Helm wasn't really an attempt to crush the State Government of Texas and install a Islamofacist, Socialist, Homosexual dictatorship.

I don't think a machine could simulate that level of incoherence.

Would it be bad to point out that most of the defenders of the Alamo were illegal immigrants to Mexico who rebelled , in large part, because the Mexican government was threatening to actually enforce their laws against slavery?

I can't watch any scene in film or television of someone getting an injection with a needle.

But after he bought his way to the front of the line for a liver transplant.

The right size to beat the airline employees into submission?

I had a relative who was a top neurosurgeon. He was a lovely man. He was also someone that you would never, ever have wanted in a position of political power.

You represent the very best in Trump's supporters.

You know, if the Jews would have had more rappers, the Holocaust wouldn't have happened.

You seem not to have learned the actual meaning of the word "knowledge".

Maybe we can introduce him to Suge Knight.

When Rand Paul doesn't even make the top tier of "Nutjob Candidates" there really is a problem somewhere.

You'll get Ted Nugent, and like it!

Republican Operative #1: Why can't we get more votes from the ni…uhhh, I mean the urban blacks?