The pictures put me more in mind of "Mom seduces the babysitter" porn.

Calm down Senator Paul.

Please pay careful attention because our options have changed. If you are calling to apply to be a Jedi, please press 1. If you want to schedule a Jedi to be your only hope, please press 2. If you calling about your bill, please press 3. To hear these options in Wookie, please press 4.

This is better than cats. You'll watch it again and again.

Did she forget to turn in her timesheet again?

Comrade, thank you for your efforts to defeat the running dogs of capitalism and bring about the glorious revolution of the proletariat! The Worker's and Peasant's Soviets salute you!

Betty White.

Just ask the rent boys of the Dominican Republic. They all speak highly of him.

I can't wait for the montage showing the adjusting of the security settings on Hillary Clinton's e-mail server.

As long as we don't get to the point of using "architect" as a verb.

I hope it leverages their core competencies to maximize shareholder value.

Probably holding auditions.

No Homo.

Molly Ringwald has finally turned to porn.

Sleigh bells sue, are you listening,
In the court, law is glistening
A beautiful sight,
We're happy tonight.
Walking in a intellectual property wonderland.

If you run into a bunch of people named "Donner", ask them who they had for dinner.

In Illinois you have to pass a test on the US Constitution in order to graduate college. It included memorizing the Preamble. When we were taking the test, you could hear people humming parts of the song all over the room. It cracked me up.

A mole can be a sign of skin cancer.

His "hunting trips" were just a cover for his weeks long benders.

Sitting around in a Vulcan double wide drinking Romulan ale, knocking up his old lady, and listening to Vulcan talk radio is still slacking.