or like David beckham status with a fresh pack of Armani underwear every day

I didn't have a great one to begin with so

otoh I could've had an awesome name. My mom and my aunt had a common pool for naming their children and if my aunt's first Child had been a boy,he would've gotten my name and I'd have been named Mikhail, which is a really dope name

School is how you become rich, especially if you get into a private school on scholarship and make some connections, study math/Econ, etc

God I want to be tis rich one day. I've been busting my ass in school for years and studying things I don't like,applying for internships and pulling all nighters so one day I can afford chopsticks like this and other expensive, useless trinkets.

Brojobs?

why? They pay the amount they have to get the level of talent they want out of their cheerleaders

Also, do it for the vinevine

It's okay he's black

It's like why do these women even want to participate in something thatis both dangerous and objectifies them.

If women were willing to buck gender roles and not be cheerleaders this wouldn't be a problem

It's a way to make jokes about rape and pedophilia and pretend thy're funny because it's "in the cards"

did Cleveland from family guy write this headline?

the people have a right to know!

ugh first you guys stole nerddom and now you're stealing our MRA vocabulary?

Cultural colonialism.

*hitachi magic wand grows legs like a centipede and skitters into an air vent*

Yes.

I'm a dude but isn't like a vibrator already sort of a robot?

I'm saying that if I had a kid and they were being harassed, if the bully didn't stop I would absolutely exploit this law to its fullest extent. Why do you care about these kids and not their victims?