The kia/hyundai lane assist is awesome .. basically just hints you .. you work with it without noticing it. I forget it’s there, and lament its absence A LOT when I’m in a car that doesn’t have it.

It would feel right at home at the Serolf Divad museum.

You lucky bastard. It’s the worst.

plus - i hate a fast food interiors. in my car i have heated leather, my own radio stations, and i can sit and take my time.

Maybe everyone in the department knows this Captain fellow is a dipshit and they’re happy he’s been taken down a few pegs?

Not necessarily - if everyone thinks the captain is a tool he might be congratulated for getting rid of him.

Huge EV with massive battery (because they will be massive) drive me crazy. Yeah save the planet.

Oh, great! Another international incident! Now we’ll be invaded by Dumbrovia!

gen1 Prius lookin ass wheels

This. Went from...

The further down I scrolled, the worse it got.

Now you tell me.... after I made Bert from accounting cry.

/tosses a couple cherry tomatoes in the carbonara because they were there. Grates Romano onto the linguine alla vongole.

oh wow look who missed the joke and got outraged instead lol

I’ll miss it but I’m sure there’s some other combination of cheese, meat, sauce and tortilla that’ll work. 

Does this look like Jalopnik to you?

I found a (kind of) plot hole immediately. The Buick Regal the parents are offering in the ad is a Fourth Generation Regal (1997-2005), it’s too old for the Uber vehicle requirements.

If there was any competent moderation here, assholes like that would be banned.

lol STFU you dweeb. Switch the genders. Yes, because we’ve never seen a movie where an older man seduces a younger woman. Unheard of in the history of cinema and in real life. Truly a concept that could only exist in our imaginations.

Non-Christian here who nonetheless is somewhat shocked by the vehemence of some of the comments. As a gentle, polite rejoinder to the commenters amazed that Lenten practices exist and liken aspects of religious practice to fairy tales: in the case of making Lenten sacrifices, it’s not that folks believe god will strike…