What does the gold have to do with lucky ? This man owns tanks, no luckier man exists

Thanks to the writers here who’ve covered this story, and to Deadspin for keeping women’s hockey visible here on the site. (That’s sincere, not sarcasm!)

If Mark Davis doesn’t want fans to be overwhelmed at the new stadium, he should insist on a simple bowl design.

No fucking way is that anything comparable to “a proper zipper merge.”

There were more dangerous actions here than just crossing a solid white line.

Good. Seriously fuck this guy and everybody like him. They actually slow traffic down because everybody needs to brake to let them in.

Perhaps he’s been- he’ll love this one- living under a rock.

It’s a Forzda Branger!

Belichick returned the compliment with three grunts, a snort, and a sort of low guttural hum

Shh, he’s with Zeus, now.

Are we all just gonna ignore that the kid was attacked by a fucking Minotaur?!?!

Always highlight truthers

That’s cute and all but he traveled.

i always assumed its so has the privacy to furiously masterbate every time he sees himself on the tee vee.

“He has not been a person to do staged events for the sake of doing staged events.”

Looks like the gym Czech’ed itself in advance.

Fuck him. Fuck Trump. Fuck the electors. Fuck the Berniebros who protest voted. Fuck anyone who could have easily voted but actively chose not to.

And on Halloween they can call it The Graveyard Smash!

The Monster Mash. Catchy, classic and reminds every one of the only reason they watch Nascar

I can’t wait to get home and celebrate my only dong by myself tonight.