I thought you needed three rings for a circus.

unfortunately as the third law of the internet states, "Any individual from a place is a wholly representative sample of that place. Therefore, any place may be rightfully judged as a whole by the actions of any individual therein."

"Knob" - I have to say, I absolutely LOVE the british idioms and expressions, it's so refreshing to hear "bloody hell" instead of "fucking shit".

"Live every day like it's your last."

This makes perfect sense. You see, he was fired for "running". He was hired for "coaching". It is perfectly clear that if you are "running" then, by default, you are not "coaching". Even though he was "coaching running". I don't see what the problem is.

Indianapolis.

This is actually false. In reality, these stones are achieved by inserting a lump of coal in my ass. Two weeks later, I shit it out and it forms these smooth, unique formations.

But it needs a diesel and 40mpg.

Why do tradesmen drive around great big trucks full of tools, when they could just get a Leatherman and be done with it?

Is anyone saying that those aircraft cannot perform CAS?

you did not even read it and you are totally wrong.

I made this window sticker for my family hauler last week.

I'm a Bruins fan, but there's no way I'm buying the "they hit 13 posts so they must have been unlucky and should have won the series" argument. Hitting that many posts is a sign of bad finishing skills and tight hands, neither of which have anything to do with luck.

When asked about his loyalty to the child, the cat replied "What child? I saw a fucking dog, I acted. Nibbles is looking out for Nibbles."