if it stops gawker from changing the kinja layout again, i'm all for it.

Well my daddy says your daddy is wrong. So there.

A. I never called your dad a pencil pusher.

B. You haven't earned the right to call anyone a brown-shoe, let alone decide whether or not P-3 officers & Chiefs qualify as such.

C. Stop pretending to be an expert on things that you only second-hand knowledge
of.

D. Sure as heck stop making disparaging comments about the…

Oh, that's right, we must all have imagined those six-month deployments to places like Africa and the Middle East.

You can go with your dad's "first-hand knowledge" all you want, while he was playing computer games, we were engaging in real world missions.

There's good reason why he failed. Truth is you'd be hard pressed to find a more capable ASW platform. The P-3's mobility, versatility, and endurance have made a proven asset time and time again. I'm obviously a bit biased, but with over 50 years of exemplary service, one pencil-pusher would never see the true…

Luckily, they found that solution performing targeting and support in Afghanistan.

A. Helos don't "reuse" sonobouys; some are equipped with a dipping sonar, which requires them to hover, dip, listen, move to the next point.

The P-3 is much more effective at ASW than any other airborne platform, and since it has the "legs" to reach far and stay on station for so long it's actually quite useful for the fleet. P-8 has some big shoes to fill.

There's a certain sensitivity to players who leave the game with life-threatening medical emergencies unrelated to the game itself. I think given everyone involved knew Peverley had a heart condition it put them all in an emotional state that left them (and the league) uncomfortable with continuing regardless of how…

Here's a map of how other teams' Twitter accounts reached out to the Stars and Peverley.

Disappointed. I expected to hear that she read that message over the intercom, directed to David in 12E. So the flight attendants would know to ram his elbow with the beverage cart at full speed and accidentally dump coffee, then ice-water, in his lap. I guess she would have risked her job by doing something like…

Something tells me that bike was the cleaner of the two to begin with.

Negative Ghostrider, our lawyers are full. OF BULLSHIT!

Hey, Terry. First off, from a Detroiter to a Flintstone, let me say hello. Second, please don't kill me. Third, anytime you'd like to hit us up, please do so. http://jalopnik.com/oh-no-i-pissed…