So Porsche sent you to chew up the comment thread and deflect the rightful shit storm what would otherwise be directed at them? Am I close?

All of the in-car scenes of the bad guy are pretty bad.

It should be noted that the empty beer bottle underwater breathing apparatus scene is actually quite accurate. At least in the Great White North. Skeptics can take off.

Great article! So jealous of your experience.

Always loved the Phantom. Thanks for posting this.

Don't see it at all.

I realize that several of you will have a field day with our crappy Canadian version of the Super Bowl and our aerobatic team's almost 50 year old aircraft, but I thought some might appreciate it nonetheless.

Reminds me of Despicable Me.

Bwahahahaha!!! This is exactly the first thing I thought of. Awesome.

Why do the fogs on the Honda look like canker sores? Gross!

As a former Honda Parts guy, I love the full-arm exploded view tattoo.

Would love to see a better video of this beast in action. This is the best I could find:

I don't think such a thing exists on Deadspin, or the internet. Do you still leave cookies out for Santa?

Didn't know that, but then again, not a Ranger's fan. Even more reason to dislike them. Thanks.

Cooke and Samuelsson, two guys I hope die in a fire and preferably together.

What do you mean the novelty will be gone soon? Personally, I stopped giving a shit after Philly/Boston and only watched that one because of the Dropkick Murphys. That, and I can never get enough of watching Bostonians lose their shit over Bobby Orr. I'll probably check out the Wings/Leafs for a bit, but more to see…

I'd pay to see that.

As much as I love seeing the same people with a '1' on their beak year after year I hope either Renaut's V6, or Red Bull as a whole sucks a big bag of dicks next year.

Bwahahahaha!