Fuck these evil, murderous monsters! This just PROVES that these so-called "gamers" are religiously devoted to misogyny in their little computer games. Fuck my own gender!

In other news, XIII is apparently coming to Steam too.

I have the PSP version.

I'll just use the d-pad buttons then.

And yet only 14 mainline titles released but no sign of XV. I won't even hold my breath for TGS.

Square will do everything in it's power to put more mobile games between the last game and Final Fantasy XV.

Somebody, please take a picture. I wanna know what it looks like in reality.

Especially when saying she'll shit on Dante's corpse.

That depends on the charisma of Noctis.

You're not missing much. Even the battle system feels the same despite the supposedly many options.

Oddly enough, that is true when you compares the different styles of humor in Final Fantasy X and the original Kingdom Hearts.

Fuck mobile gaming. If that's the future, then fuck the future.

The Japanese are taking their legacy, which is re-booming the console gaming trend, after the 1983 crash, for granted.

Ashleigh Ball's the voice of Kai? As in Rainbow Dash?

For fuck sake. Pre-order? Again? What if I want to research a comparison between the PS3 and PS4 versions. Maybe get MK X on PS3 but get the komplete edition (because there's always one now) for PS4 later down the line when The Phantom Pain arrives.

Gotta give credit where credit's due.

Orochimari seems deliciously evil like many fantastic comic book characters but I don't bright colour not-ninjas and fangirls who go on about "feelings" when it comes to emo-twats like Sasuke. I don't understand their pain but who would even bother?

It's being made by Omega Force, the makers of Dynasty Warriors, not some internal Square-Enix studio with hundreds of miserable underpaid workers and Motomu Toriyama. Things will be alright. I would even like a DW-style FF... maybe AFTER XV comes so Noctis can join in the fun.

I-Wait, I do get it now.

Unlike Capcom, Ninja Theory is clearly going places and making stuff.