HA!

We need more sin counts for more games. Ride to Hell, anyone?

RYU GA GOTOKU BARA!

Oh those wacky Japanese.

Shit! I was just in Gamestop. Tomorrow, I'll get Goldeneye 007 on Wii.

Maybe they'll locked up in dungeons, especially King Harkinian, otherwise he'll shit on us all.

You monster!

It's a Zelda spin-off, pure 100% fanservice, of course it's all an excuse plot. Get over it.

Because Konami is Konami.

That's nothing compared to the Nasty Patty!

It's like Sega doesn't want to make money.

Where's Crash and (PS1) Spyro on that train?

A XIII board game would be surprisingly fun with some friends. It would be all confusing but it would be worth a good laugh.

Okay, DmC was actually fun to play because I didn't like because it represent Capcom's narrow view on the western market sorta like how Sega wanted Shadow the hedgehog to have his own game. "What do Americans like? Guns, swearing and brooding main characters." "What do Americans like? Dirty cities, smoking, dupstep…

Staying away from hearing all other opinions of that XIII might be for the best. I'm a confused mess, still conflicted whether to love or hate it. Believe me, that is not fun.

Inserting potential Kardashioni boss theme that comes off as a bit racist yet fits their evil nature...

KKK?

And teenagers definitely fuck up at that age. Hardly anyone at age of 17 ever wise or well-thought out life-decisions.

That's exactly how my aunt explains why Kim Karamahoudini is so famous. Any shit-head can make a sex-tape.

The use of the word "free" attached to these games is an illusion as all they do is prepare you to pay up the equivalent of buying all three current gen consoles or even a real car.