Or have something unrealistic like angry ogres kicking heads and explode when tackling while music by Queen plays.

No matter how many interesting new games that come in one year, most sales consist of the same yearly schlock:

First thing I do in the morning is take a tinkle.

Too Hollywood-like. I know Konami (the publisher, not Kojima, del Toro or Reedus) will fuck it up.

We already have one.

That Shangri-La place, I'm like it already and wanna see more.

Limbo Katana?

That was Capcom's fault and Capcom will likely never make another Devil May Cry because they have no idea what to do unless everyone loved DmC 100% and they would've made a sequel on their own but mixed reactions and claims of financial failure will likely mean that Capcom will let Devil May Cry gather dust like…

This makes me wonder if characters will speak in Irish or will at least have Irish or Scottish accents.

I thought the runes on that sword looked Celtic.

It's sad knowing how an independent development studio is well able to move on just like that but Capcom is likely still indecisive on what to do next with the Devil May Cry or ignoring it to put too much time on another Street Fighter, Resident Evil, Monster Hunter or Deep Down.

In comparison to Heavenly Sword, DmC was a significant improvement and Ninja Theory will likely take it's mechanics on board granted likely still to be 30fps.

I don't think Square-Enix ever keeps their games very well exclusive anymore for a good while. Remember XIII and Versus XIII were meant to PS3-exclusive.

Square-Enix and Capcom aren't well known for keeping exclusives... exclusive.

Cross-buy? I already the PS3 version, so do I get the PS4 version for free then?

I rather a wave of floating Willem Dafoe heads screaming.

An explosion? Really?

Dannit! I wanted Goat Simulator in PS4. I might as well get a PC and some Steam credit instead.

But for how long?

I never expected green.