Dannit! I wanted Goat Simulator in PS4. I might as well get a PC and some Steam credit instead.

But for how long?

I never expected green.

Plus it would've been too short and boring. Where's the fun, action and drama in all of that? That's like playing a game with someone as a kid, establish some rules and one douche says he uses an everything-proof shield so he can't lose. Clearly the kid only cares about the destination, not the journey. How about…

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Lots of jumping, fighting and a sound effect I swear was in Crash Bandicoot 3.

And the Karate Commandos.

Looks like we're in for some serious... fisting.

Fuckin' brutal!

And Zombie Liu Kang too.

Kano's new X-ray move has me gasping in shock and horror. He slices the bug girl's rib cage like it's butter and then breaks OFF her neck. Not cracks on her neck, I mean literally cracked off. If that doesn't kill her, her head would be dangling upside down. I'm afraid of what comes next.

It's the type of narrative and characters that make a great difference.

Next thing, it'll be "EA Early Access", expect less functional shovelware in the future.

Unless Toriyma is involved, I don't think Square will ever bring back the battle systems of the XIII trilogy because they inspire no game to be like them.

That's true but they really need to be careful how they spend their money. Remember how Sleeping Dogs, Tomb Raider and Hitman: Absolution were considered financial failures?

Expect the multiplayer in Ghosts to be just tossed aside as soon as this arrives like what happened to Black Ops II before then, etc.

I hope the male winners go out with gay male porn stars. That would hilarious because the contest doesn't specify the porn star's gender.

I guess I didn't open my big goggly eyes then.

Oh shit! What an idiot.

You make a good point. I forget that Bobby Kotick still ruins everything good but I wanted to move on from 2008.