My cat can open any door by standing on two legs and jiggling the handle. It is frightening and impressive.

I hope this true but I won’t be surprised if he’s back to moderating a subreddit in a few years

Annnnd here is the contact information for the hon. Judge Gary J. Gilman, if you would care to voice your displeasure at his less than judicious ruling to allow a violent criminal who posed an active danger to another person free:

I have anger issues whenever I hear “what ad experience would you prefer?”

Also, "For many years!"

It’s not weird that a father might hold his child while in his underwear. It’s weird to try to make this touching adoption story somehow about underwear.

I’m more concerned that he’s going to know how to do that baby’s hair.

It will never happen, but when the police are called to a domestic dispute, they should remove any and all firearms from the house, every time, regardless of whether someone is arrested. You should have to apply to get them back, and have your spouse sign that application.

Technically Obama agreed to stay in DC for two years (I think its two), so for the biggest Fuck you ever he could take the position for the next two or so years, pass everything and then walk away as the GOP burns

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope Janeane Garofalo is in the first five episodes and then gets mysteriously written out of the show.

I’m okay with this. Get all private money out of the political process. ALL OF IT. Take a private dollar (whether from a lobbying group, or a company, or a Union, or a person (even the politician him/her self)), go to jail.

The most impressive part of this story is how low the numbers are. The most expensive wouldn’t even cover a high end Chevy Suburban.

I think it really scares people to think that the collective We are responsible for the continued male entitlement and rape culture. It’s why we can’t seem to change anything accept for harsher punitive sentences or whatever after the damage has been done. I for one would like to see intensive sex-ed & gender studies…

Fuck this little punk. Fuck this little punk’s family. 25 years is nothing compared to what you did to that girl’s family and her friends.

My mum at the World’s Fair, 1964.

I don’t talk with my girlfriends enough. I didn’t know this (period shits) happened to other people!

Uh oh. I accidentally saw an email last night that my cat sent to this photgrapher setting up a special photography session with his wonderful owner NEXT WEEK.