ha - no need at all to be sorry, I laughed b/c you had a good point and the tabloids are ridiculous. 

haha, okay well maybe I’m mostly speaking for myself

I legitimately think that Dusty Rose is the name of the Mary Kay Cadillac color. I’m not going to google it because Idon’t want to be proven wrong.

You’re kind. I thought stripper, porn star...

Mmm, she might have some secret schadenfreude - if only because media and lots of actual people were all of course he fell for Angie she’s just so beautiful, and Jen probably knew that he was a bit of a player and a drinker/stoner and maybe not such a great catch but that didn’t match the narrative. I’m sure it was…

My feeling is that it’s not necessarily that Jen is (portrayed to be) happy *just* because of the marriage break-up but because of the long-standing abuse from the tabloids linking her to Brad and Angelina and portraying her as this sad spinster woman. That narrative gets turned on its head with a Brad and Angelina…

I’m guessing the people sharing those memes are projecting their own experiences with infidelity. I know my mom was.

Exactly. This whole “Jen’s clapping with her ears with joy” is soooo tired and bleh. It’s like after being married to Pitt she hasn’t counted as a person at all, just for fake pregnancies and being cast as the permanent victim.

They were also fairly honest at the time that Brad was ready to have kids and Jen wasn’t.

I have a lot of respect for Angelina, not simply because of this. I was shocked about the divorce though, they seemed rather solid.

Interesting thought. Like when there are few real limits on what you can do for a long time, the normal internal restraints start to get saggy from disuse?

It’s very Johnny Depp? I feel like this is what entitlement breeds.

Yeah this is a “one strike and you’re out” deal. Would be for me too.

Want support for your boobs? Buy a smaller size.

Like, if it was two hot movie star guys who inexplicably both decided that A list actresses/top of the line hookers were boring and what they really wanted was a chubby 44 year old and just BEGGED me, okay. But that’s about the only scenario.

OMG yes there’s another bi assumption, that any bi person is always up for a threesome. ER NOT NECESSARILY...

I like them! Ive done MFF and would like to do MMF one day. Although I think 4 people is better. threesomes tend to have an odd one out. Although being a third and taking some time to just watch is also fun.

I have never had any interest whatsoever in a threesome. I’m not morally opposed but I suspect it’s like showering with a partner—one of you is always standing away from the water, feeling chilly with shampoo in your hair.