I had a boss like that, for years. She seemed to think that part of her job description was berating her employees. As though speaking to people like they’re Human Fucking Beings is somehow going to demotivate them.

Homeschooling is illegal where I live and there were times when I tried to convince my parents to move away, so I wouldn’t have to go to school anymore.

In 2nd grade, I got kicked out of the classroom for talking and had to sit outside. What was supposed to be 5 minute punishment became 2 hours because my teacher forgot about me. When afternoon recess rolled around and she opened the door for the class to exit, she look down at me, startled, and asked why I didn’t…

Why do pedos become priests?

On my way home from my first date with my now-husband, Boston’s “I Had a Really Good Time” was playing (on a mix CD, it was 2008.) I was all twitterpaited and happy about it and it was destined to be our song.

Have you noticed how many breakup songs are actually played at weddings? People don’t fucking read (or listen)

mmm, nothing as sexy as hip dysplasia

I hope his diabetes is managed or non existant, CAN YOU IMAGINE needing Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, Kris or KChyna with diabetic nerve pain or amputated toes/feet, or even to bring you some damn juice in a reaction? “Rob, you are such a complainerrrrr aand Maaauuwwmmm is suchhh an enablerrr...” /Rob falls into ketoacidosis…

Now, if people could just stop recommending I get that done to cure my diabetes,

Totally. Not in a thousand billion years would the queen throw a shower for anybody.

He probably had Type 2 and still has it and it’s currently controlled because it seems like he went on a crash diet... tho; while I keep seeing “Rob Kardashian’s Rapid Weight Loss ads/articles from rando sites, I have yet to see PX90 style Rob.

Argyle socks = cool. White knee highs = major side eye.

yeah you have worded it better than me! i’m sure that rob and i mean what you said tho

And a very specific bypass surgery: the roux-en-Y one.

nah she markets herself to look younger. i dont think she looks SO young- it’s the clothes, hair and makeup to look like a ‘lolita’ that make us think she looks like a baby

not sure whats so ‘hmmmm’ about the rob thing. he’s been eating better and losing weight. thats how you cure type 2 diabetes if it’s caused by obesity

This. It’s not her first materni-rodeo. She already had the extra skin (subtle though it may have looked).

I’m loving the Venus of Willendorf vibes.

I wouldn’t want to be found guilty by a jury with TayTay as a member. I couldn’t bear the look of disappointment on her face, knowing that I had let her down.

When I was a kid, I thought Juan Gabriel was our Michael Jackson.