Uhh... well, good for you.

Did he do a full Kevin Federline?

This is such a beautiful comment

I’d heard of him from a friend who was into him, but I’d never heard him speak. Boy does he sound like a Disney villain

I always wanted to dress like Mr. T. I love him. The jewelry, the overalls, the mowhawk. I want it so bad.

Negative space is vital to decoration, good story telling and brains

Well, obviously there are different factors involved (bathroom business aside). To me, it’s just a black hole where the 7 times I hit snooze and all my misplaced expectations of other people and Tinder dates go to die.

Yes you are

Came to say that. Better Spanx are available.

Beauty is a type of capital. We look for symmetry and health in people. It’s innate. The When Harry Met Sally script is actually a really good one, and it does a really good job at humanizing character deacription. And yes, if you’re showing someone with an above-average physique, saying they’re not aware of it makes…

To me it’s Seth MacFarlane and Tom Hiddleston. I’d like to shout out that I’m there for them, except bigamy is not legal and they don’t know I exist.

Besides that (I once could have sworn I saw Bob Hoskins on the orange line in Boston, no one believed me, duh), I would like to congratulate that person (Daniel Day Lewis or not) on making the actually smart choice of going for a plain phone. Smart phones are exhausting and eat up your life. I think Eddie Redmayne had…

He gives me the fucking creeps

Ha! I’m 36, never married and I wonder the same thing about other people, but it’s fine because in my head I just turned 31.

She’s having a baby with him. He stands a slim and chance of gaining custody once they split, so... Well.

Was arguing with a friend the other day on the idea that Iron Man and Captain America are the same character (a la Fight Club), cool but decades apart. The movies have parallel arcs for them. I lost the argument

I know, I’ve experienced it first hand. It was just a very shocking (to me) pairing.

Penispause can hit hard

Exactly. I still haven’t been able to forgive Charlize Theron for dating this ashtray. Scarlett Johansson I can live with (meh), but Charlize...

Violet candy is pretty traditional in Madrid and I swear to God, it’s disgusting and tastes like grandmother’s perfume.