that's because you're used to living in a society that exerts a modicum of control over corporations, and frowns on monopoly

All this time I thought it was Homer's dopey cousin shooting them.

it's taller than the statue of liberty.

Does the "z" in "titz69" make it more exxtreme?

Ah, the classic "You're the real racist!" defense!

Denying that stereotypes exist does not absolve them of their power and influence.

White people getting angry at white people for what may or may not offend black people. LOL

"Seriously, who's advising this guy?"

Seriously, who's advising this guy? Is he just winging it? By this point he should be surrounded by crisis management consultants advising him when its appropriate to take a breath.

Fun WV facts from Wikipedia

I automatically assumed South Carolina. Sorry.