@zophiel: Right, but this is an editorial article with a clearly-demonstrated bias - not an article in their news section. It clearly says "opinion" in bold, capitalised letters between the header and headline (it is, however, tiny, so you may have missed it).

@mikeado: True. New Rolls-Royces are for successful rap stars, instead. So much classier.

@Webran61: New Cadillac DTSes, maybe. New Cadillac anything else, hell no.

@Bonhomme7h: That's the grille off of those special-edition Foresters I see running around occasionally, right?

Seriously, this. And if safety is that much of a concern to you, there's always a Volvo wagon - seats seven, 20-odd MPG.

@Ash78: There isn't a whole lot of him actually driving his rebodied Focus in the movies, is there? I mean, I'm just assuming, here, but...

@Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: She saw that sign and turned off in time to avoid those.

@Brian: Cogito Ergo ZOOM!: I greatly enjoy being beaten to obligatory goth/post-punk references - it gives me faith in the rest of humanity. Or something like that.

@averyrm: Everything this man said, incidentally.

@Middleswine: I know we have a few southern-New-England-area contributors... and it's common knowledge that a shard of spark plug will break even tempered glass.

@Scandinavian Flick: Honestly! I came here to ask everyone how it could possibly be her fault, what with owning a yellow car. This woman is the victim of unwanted stray attraction!

@FightingChance: CTE! I'd rock a CTE. Not so much a CTW, though.

@7shades: I bought my daily driver without door pockets and maintain her without door pockets. The parts car has part of one passenger-side pocket - I've been tempted to glue it back together and Rhino-Line it.

@Jason454ss: And unlike that Continental, it could be done entirely electronically.

@Tossed Mazda3hatch's Chicken Salad all over Accord's face with a plate of croutons and Bleu Cheese dressing: A little piece of... that sentence?

@underwear-ninja: Nah, I'm only 6', but I like plenty of legroom and tend to wear a fedora. Even a Volvo 240 makes my knees a bit unhappy.

@fhrblig: I'd settle for Scotch and no cigars.

@Paul Y. requires regruntling: You mean "all hoons under six-foot-two".

She shows you a picture of her pet goat. "This is my goat, see?" she says. Dear god, the horror. Argh! Ow! Oof! Oof! Eek! (bad spelling damage)

@Dan820: Remember that hippies don't shave.