@vavon205: As in "Scoupé la merde dans la poubelle"?

@Peugeot 504 - the Car for Nigeria: I'll tip my waitress.

@brachial_plexus: Hey, hey, hey, put that thing away. Nobody wants to see that.

@D_Robb: I'm truly sorry. You did the owner a favour, though!

@Rust-MyEnemy: Well, that's logical. It's the opposite of the Plodgeler Neons that had power windows uselessly installed in the front and cranks in the rear.

@87CapriceEstate: Isuzu not Japanese enough for ya? I know, you were thinking of the Geo debacle.

@vavon205: The UK received them as the "Esscoopay". I'm not sure which is more ridiculous. I always went with "Scoop" myself.

@n0m4d: Most exciting? How 'bout a Celebrity?

@Master P wonders when he can pre-order an FT-86: Yeah - Volvo realised what a pile of shit it was and bailed out long before the French did.

@HurtsSoGood: Oh no. Oooooohhhhhhh no.

@Baby beater Benz: I don't know that I've ever seen one, or that I'd notice if I had. If they had a proper six-foot bed, I'd take one - something about an F-150 with a permanently-attached coffin turns my crank.

@PotbellyJoe - As seen on I-287: A driver's-ed minivan? Terrifying.

@fratto: They weren't bad-looking cars, but considering that the Camry was very similar and cheaper, while the Cressida was better and RWD, there wasn't much of a market.

@gman1023: The Primera/G20 was actually a pretty good car, at least the first generation (the beam axle kinda killed the second one). Not exactly luxurious, though, and as for safety, a friend of mine ate a stone wall with one and can't drive a stick-shift anymore 'cos of his leg.

@pjsammy: There's a white-with-pink four-door around. I never saw four-doors when I was a kid - they were all two-door examples with the Mistersquishy three-liter, either white with pink or green with gold. And those seem to all be gone.

@cobrajoe: They handled surprisingly well, though. Their real downfalls were the price (compared to the larger Taurus), the rear legroom, and the miserable, hateful, worthless, Biblically-terrible CD4E automatic.

@windupbird81: I just remembered the competent-but-incredibly-bland XG300/350. That's a real contender.

@64deville: Let's not talk about rust.

@Bizzarodave: Oh, the Vulcan V6, as produced entirely by Ford and used in the Ranger, Tempo, Taurus, Aerostar...

@smackela: Any crossover with less actual utility than a Focus wagon is totally useless, if you ask me. Not only is it ugly, not only is it bland, not only does it have crap visibility, but the cargo area in a Rogue is nearly unusable.