@Baby beater Benz: My mp3 player is the same way. I love me some Dire Straits... as part of a balanced musical intake.

@87Bingham'sFamilyRestaurant I miss you: That cock is looking at me funny.

@muchosandwich: Quite.

@Americanitis: 240s are even more prone to this; both of mine (driver and parts car), somehow, are the only ones I know of offhand without a Glovebox Issue.

@87Bingham'sFamilyRestaurant I miss you: ...and the Voyager could be either a '70s full-size van or a newer minivan. Hurray!

Yet another reason to drive old Volvos: a glovebox that won't open is infinitely less useful than one that won't stay closed.

@CrabSpirits: The cow says... you're fucked six ways from Sunday.

@Jeb_Hoge: Drive without rhythm, and it won't attract the worm.

Mayor Healy is the Devil in Jersey City.

@Ash78, Keyser Soze: Feel free; it wasn't originally my quote, but it slid in beautifully.

@Ash78, Keyser Soze: This was my immediate thought as well.

@electricarchie: Should've been a Volkswagen - either a New Beetle or one of its platform-mates...

Not just blue velour seats, but a whole color-coordinated blue interior, including wheel, belts and dashboard.

@wacopaco: Provided they're left turns, and not too sharp.

@bemis: Keep in mind as well that Ford's raised the MSRP on the Ranger so that it still looks like a deal when you drive away a new one for fifteen grand - cheaper than the Colorado, Frontier, or most Tacomas you're actually likely to find.

@87Bingham'sFamilyRestaurant I miss you: My old school had a two-tone-grey red-pinstriped passenger-turned cargo extended Ram Van; the Malaise dashboard in a '94-ish vehicle was good for a laugh.

I am nearly in love.

@texan01: Having owned Test Drive 6, I can assure you that in TDU, the traffic cars no longer fly into the air comically and land, smoking, on their roofs.

So it's the old one, but with darkness and gravel roads?

I already have a solid-axled, rear-drive vehicle with a lopey idle, a great heater, a crackly radio, a squeaky belt, an occasionally squeaky door, giant bumpers, and a driver's seat that doesn't go back far enough.