No matter what happens I just want to say thank you to all the Deadspin staff. I started reading your articles about 5 years ago. Before that I barely paid attention to sports news, because I thought they were all like ESPN or SI. You guys helped me to develop a greater love for sports by showing them in a more…

Not sure why they couldn't just wait for it stop working all on its own... it's a 2003 Range Rover, not a Toyota.

Shoot him? Are you crazy? I can’t shoot him; he’s clearly not poor, and he might even be white!

I feel like the rich are trickling down on me even as we speak.

I knew I could trust you on this one, Google.

“JFK-neat”

Just let all the rec-league softball teams that used to use the parks, play instead at the new stadium. Braves fans would appreciate the upgrade in the quality of play actually.

I star you for the sole purpose of knowing you enjoy Fieros, I do too, sadly have a badrap #fierosneedlovintoo

I saw one of these parked at the NC Farmers Market a few weeks ago. My 2 year old son was in awe of the “race car.”

1980 trans am. Fanboyism aside, that's a good looking car, no?

I remember seeing these hideous C5 replicas everywhere awhile back.

13 Years later The best Indy Pace Car ever (IMO)...

The disabled tag in the window is everything.

but god? He prob would have done that. Old testament god is a total dick

I agree, Jesus Christ is bad at kinja. Look at those terrible memes he keeps sending to Curt Schilling.

eh, my money’s on a drug debt.

I just sent this clown an email telling him I think he’s an idiot.

God I want to stick an umbrella up that legislators ass and open it. “God will take care of the economy?” DO YOU EVEN FUCKING KNOW HOW ECONOMICS WORKS YOU JACKALOPE!?

Um, sorry but no, fucking groupies isn’t a gateway drug to being attracted to kids.