yo, a lilly dress with a nascar jacket over top, on a fat woman, sounds HELLA COOL

Is left shark MENSTRUATING?

i see it too.

You know some people aren’t capable of having their own children biologically, don’t you?

The fact that I’m being PENALIZED for being HORNY FOR JOHN KRASINSKI is an absolute DISGRACE and this is WHY Gawker needs to UNIONIZE

It’s happened twice. A woman accused a guy of being the father of her twins. And when I opened the envelope —and I don’t know the answers before anybody else does —he was the father of one of the twins, but not the other. And they were fraternal twins. And science says that’s a million-to-one shot, that there could be…

Planned on doing route 66 with my Dad once he got his 1969 mustang finished. He passed away almost two years ago. Finishing the car and taking that trip solo is going to be brutal.

YES. This is so beautifully written. I drove from NYC to Vegas and back last year and felt exactly the same. So much so I'm going back for Road Trip 2: The South, in August. Number 3 will be Route 66 for sure. America is incredible.

I don't know if the mission of FlyGirl is to make me have embarrassing outbursts of emotion while at work, but if so it sure it succeeding.

Rihanna treats Drake like I treat my one neighbor who always has coke but constantly complains about his ex gf.

Yeah, I know a lady with early on-set Alzheimers and she talks pretty openly about her desire to still boink her husband. In the same breathe she’ll tell you that you are locked out of the house and should call the police to get access- all the while you are sitting in the living room with the TV on. The husband is…

“I have to tell ya–eight years of one demographically symbolic president is enough”

I love bohemian style all these super big clothes mean I can buy stuff that normally wouldn't fit keep it coming!! Also high waisted bikini's and see through dresses ftw!

Totally. I'm bummed that all of the Coachella coverage is passive aggressive or just plain negative. Like, yep, you hate it, I get it.

PLEASE make AnthroIRL like, yesterday.

Fuckin haters.

Fuck you haters, I wish I could go to Coachella and be fashionable and bohemian as fuck.

They could...oh you know...CALL THE COPS. You don’t have to interject yourself into a situation to help someone.

But she's a baby! Why would a baby care if people knew she was getting carried around?