Dang, wish I’d found the umbrella before I spent quite a while learning to dodge/counter his attacks and beat him the old fashioned way.  That dude is quick.

Bethesda is quickly burning through all the goodwill they’ve built up over the years with their good games. They’re turning into an EA/Konami-style punching bag and punchline.

You don’t get it, and that’s okay. There’s probably a lot of things you don’t get. Exclusivity deals are garbage no matter what platform they’re on. You do you though, pumpkin.

I whole-heartedly support review-bombing (and anything else you can think of) to support the garbage that is exclusivity among only game stores.

The GTA IV Collector’s Edition was worth it.  It came with an actually-lockable safe deposit box which, to this day, is in a safe place in my house holding things like my SS card and birth certificate.

“nowadays there’re plenty of ppl who base their games on the Souls formula but are willing to compromise their vision for more accessibility, go play their games instead”

You lost me at:

Amen.  From games are only hard if you won’t learn how to play them.

Point of Order: Sekiro already has an Easy Mode. It’s the default mode; you have to <spoiler> ring some Demon bell </spoiler> to activate the Hard Mode. It’s kind of like how Diablo has Tutorial and Hardcore modes.

I still don’t understand why we can’t have lots of weird, intense sex while playing this game...

I expect Kate Gray is working on the fleshlight piece.

Oh, I happened to them?  I can tell you’re definitely an intellectual powerhouse.

BioWare’s on the list because their last two games (Andromeda and Anthem) have been dumpster fires and they haven’t put out a quality release since Dragon Age: Inquisition in 2014. That follows on the heels of Mass Effect 3's ending being almost universally panned. Technically, Bethesda’s had a more recent “good” game…

Lady Butterfly is currently using the repetition technique to teach me how to say, “You were just a puppy,” in Japanese.

Oh, Bethesda and BioWare.. what happened to you guys? :(

Fallout 76 is glad Anthem came along to distract everyone from how bad it is.

I always assumed DragonRot would eventually be curable in some form, but it still feels a bit like a spoiler now to know it for certain.

My cousin asked me what I thought of Sekiro and whether it was like Dark Souls. My response was, “Eh - it’s more like if Bloodbourne and Ninja Gaiden had a baby.”

The only thing unlocking skills does in Division 2 is make the early game frustrating for players who didn’t pick the drone or turret.

Well, I for one know that every time a game comes out that has “always-online” components when it doesn’t need to, everyone is just thrilled. I also know prominent game networks are never hit with DDoS attacks. Finally, I am aware that my ISP is 100% reliable.