I just put this on Dean DeBlois' Facebook page. He loves it.

About a Boy? Fuck you, chart.

As one of the writers of the first Thor movie, THANK YOU.

Godzookie or GTFO.

You wouldn't call the Serengeti "lion-infested." So let's stop using that phrase with sharks, too.

What is that supposed to mean?

Seriously, I think we're only a few years out from actors in their 40s and 50s dropping dead from this kind of body abuse, the way professional wrestlers have been for the past decade or so.

The same thing is happening in Hollywood, as the entertainment press dutifully reports all of the stars' diet and exercise regimens while ignoring the near-impossibilities of a lot of those guys getting those bodies in a matter of weeks without serious juicing.

Awesome. So two wrongs really do make a right!

Abuse of steroids, HGH, and other PEDs has become an epidemic in Hollywood because of the pressure for everyone, even middle-aged and old dudes, to have action figure bodies, but whatever because you enjoy ogling ripped torsos.

I read the article and I'm telling you the argument you advanced in it is wrong and not engaged with the actual show, but rather your rather blinkered idea of what it is. Is that clear enough for you?

That's a frankly idiotic reading of the show, given that the female characters like Marceline, Princess Bubblegum, Tree Trunks, and even Lumpy Space Princess and Lady Rainicorn get showcase episodes galore and none of them can be reduced to being manic pixies (a phrase that's become so overused that it's essentially…

Anime fans are the absolute worst when it comes to thinking everything in Hollywood is ripped off from a Japanese anime series or live action movie, without ever acknowledging how hugely derivative the works they love actually are.

I know this is super-nerdy, but does anyone else have a tough time buying that the wizarding population of the UK can support only one school but an entire professional sports league? And YES I KNOW THERE ARE WIZARDS AND MAGIC IN THE BOOKS. Just sayin' is all.

Here's the film of the secret burial at sea they gave for the bodies of the Soviet sailors recovered from the submarine. Pretty interesting Cold War artifact:

The Avatar: the Last Airbender and Legend of Korra universe is an example of a world that integrates magic and technology with each other and portrays technology advancing over time and incorporating magic into how it works.

You can see the Cosmic Owl and the Party God chillin' in the hot tub in the background of another scene. Which would imply that I've been analyzing this preview like it's the Zapruder film, which I swear I haven't...

Universal is planning on rebooting its classic monster characters but having them take place in the same universe so they can do Avengers-style crossover movies. Like Van Helsing, only not shitty.

"I wish the Lich never existed."

You're missing the fact that Universal, too, is trying to get in on the act, but with their monster properties.