Of all the crimes that could be pinned on this turd, this is the one they’re going to pursue?

And now I get to take a bath for defending Gwyneth Paltrow.

Then you’re going to have a near-death experience every time you click on a post on Jez.  Thoughts and prayers!

jfc can we go one week without hearing about Olivia Wilde, Harry Styles or Emily Ratjkowski.

Hi Emily. Why do you and Jezebel continue to lie about Sudekis serving Wilde? He didn’t. A process server did. There’s no evidence that Sudekis had anything to do with it. When you repeat that stuff uncritically it damages your credibility and makes you look like just another PR outlet. Sudekis may be far wealthier…

since Sudeikis first served the Don’t Worry Darling director with custody papers in the middle of CinemaCon last April.

Jezebel’s insane hatred of this man continues, thankfully no one who isn’t being paid for it agrees

A quick google lists both their net worths at ~$25 million.

Arizonan here. Most everyone I know can’t wait to see her around Phoenix and tell her to go fuck herself to her obnoxious face. Apparently she’s not around much anymore because she knows most everyone that voted for her absolutely despises her. 

Nah, I don’t need a perp walk, because you know it would be grinning, mugging for the camera, and doing that stupid fist pump. It would get off on being, once again, the center of attention. 

I bet Christina Millian is like “goddamn I dodged a bullet with that one.” what a sicko. 

I’m itching for a perp walk too, but this case is a bit weak and may ultimately play into his hands (sort of).  I’d rather see the bigger (Georgia) cases come through where he is far more likely to stay in holding rather than walk right back out.

I’m pretty sure these celebs were not hocking cryptocurrency, but hawking it.

No “probably” about it. He wants a perp walk, for exactly the reasons you mentioned.

He blatantly made up that he was “about to be arrested you guys!!” in a clear attempt to make himself appear, however temporarily, as a martyr, for his own purposes. He saw an opportunity to use possible charges against him to his own benefit, a “perp walk” would be doing this again and playing directly into his hands,…

Securities and Exchange Commission, not Committee.

If you’re rich, you’re somewhat immune to all the reasons the hoi polloi get divorced: money, housework, childcare, debt, mental labor, illness, errands, etc. Money can buy all the solutions for that!

Well, you’re gonna get your wish, just not on the timeline you want. Years from now Trump will die peacefully in his sleep, never having faced the repercussions of his actions. Just like George Bush, Dick Cheney and Henry Kissinger will.

This is juvenile.

LOL I don’t know how to tell you this, but you don’t have to be a devotee of high art to think The View is dumb. We’re no longer in the days when you were stuck with the eight channels on TV at 7 am and just had to live with it; at this point, everyone has a choice of what they watch at every single hour of the day,…