because if he put that glass down it would tip over.

Your comment is the Kinja equivalent of an overwhelmingly chaotic future mega-city.

To be fair, in 1984 calling something ‘Elite’ didn’t make you sound like nearly as much of a jackass. (　´_ゝ`)

And here he is stretching out his hands:

Even on a strictly rhetorical level, saying that someone’s “a lovely woman” but also a “a bitch” doesn’t quite make sense.

Translating “I moved on her like a bitch” to “I moved on her like Condoleeza Rice” somehow makes it less nonsensical.

Dolph Lundren. End of discussion.

Christopher Lee didn’t generally play badasses, but he was one hell of a real life badass.

I think you missed the important one. Mel Brooks: Army, WWII.

He got a job on Runaway Train because, at the time, he was a drug counselor and went to help a guy who worked on the movie that was having trouble staying clean.  Fuckin’ Eddie Bunker recognized him from his time in San Quentin and suggested that he be brought in to train Eric Roberts to box. He ended up with a small…

Yeah, didn’t Trejo get cast in his first role based on his experience in prison?

1. Danny Trejo.

Oops, I meant to post this one. Oh damn . . . . .

Anybody who doubts the seductive power of a huge bank account, take a close look.

I hate myself for it, but I can’t be the only asshole that thought of a butt joke with that headline.

I find it incredibly funny he was finally forced to endorse by the party, only for this to happen two weeks later. You know he’s just kicking himself right now, wishing he’d held out just a bit longer.

I said over on Deadspin earlier this evening that my wild hunch is that it was leaked by an NBC producer or employee who knew they had the tape and was really frustrated that NBC was sitting on it.

Sigh. The very simple reason it isn’t being picked up is because Bill Clinton has the SAME ties to Epstein, along with some of the same accusations.