Most people in the U.S. are pretty squicked out about headcheese once they learn what it is.

The Chinese are no worse than us. I helped a friend make headcheese. He had two hog’s heads, and two pots, not large enough to completely submerge a head while cooking. We used a hammer and screwdriver to take the jaw off and crammed it into the pot with the head, then kept pulling the head out and turning it over…

There are only a few black super-heroines who are household names and dressing up like one feels like thirsty, conspicuous grab for attention done completely wrong.

Never miss an opportunity to post pics of Alica Marie, fitness model, gamer geek and cosplayer who actually looks like a freaking comic drawing:

Quick orgy fact: Triscuits are not good snack foods for an orgy. They can be...abrasive. You’re welcome.

Is this orgy programmed to go on at Westworld every night? Whats the guest-to-host ratio? If you’re a guest at the orgy, can you get a random host to go gay if you request it? Wouldn’t there be federal laws in whatever alternate American universe this is to regulate mass robot sex?

We also had a sex stylist who made sure things looked properly choreographed in that regard.

Yes, but only opinions that agree that David S. Pumpkins has gone way past his ten seconds of fame are GOOD ones.

It’s people, right? I’m guessing the answer is that it’s people.

Deadpool 2 should be the superhero movie that gets on its hands and knees and snatch back Edgar Wright. He can do small budget movies, action and comedy. Especially visual comedy. He would make an excellent Deadpool sequel.

I’m guessing that post-presidency Obama is going to get jacked, cosplay Spider-man, and get an Anthony Bourdain-style show. So the first bit easily sets the stage for him as Cable.

Obama as Cable would be badass

Obama’s going to have some free time from the end of January, right?

Foggy’s too much in the friend zone for that; besides, I think Karen likes the whole “bad boy” thing, which is why she was attracted to Matt...

Liking redheads isn’t a fetish. It just means you have a pulse.

She doesn’t have to be leaving Daredevil at all. Looks like they enjoy having characters appear in various shows as part of their approach to continuity.

Let Sigourney play Mephisto! There is no reason at all that Mephisto should be a boy. Heck, were David Bowie alive, the androgynous take he’d give would be best anyway...

I want to see a Spider Man fully realized. Grown up, owning his own company, married, perhaps with a kid or two and having to deal with his children inheriting his powers or developing abilities of their own. You can only tell an origin story so many times before it gets dull.

“This audience is dead! Thank you, we’ll be here all night. Try the liver!”