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My second spoiler is that Vader is Luke’s father.

Enzo may have gotten all the attention and praise, but MC12 was so much cooler. I’d take MC12 over Enzo and LaFerrari.

COTD

I always find “Are you the kind of person I’d get on with enough that I want to place my life on the line, fighting criminals with you?” to be kind of cumbersome.

My dad was born and raised on a dairy farm. He woke up every day at 5:30am and worked until 7:30am when he then left for school. He came home and ate supper and did home work for an hour and then it was back to work until everything was done, usually about 7:30.   He did this every day of his life until the farm

You see Billy, this person is what we call an “idiot,” because in today’s “politically correct” world, we can’t use the word “retarded.”

Sometimes I feel like I could make a hand crafted artisanal golden toilet and invite idiots to flush their money down it for the sake of “art” and a depressingly large number of people would pitch in.

Ok, so he paid four-hundred-thousand bucks for a neon sign. And it has something to do with blockchains and Lamborghinis. And it’s yellow...

If I have 1 dog and 1 kid, I don’t need a minivan. Minivans are for 3+ kids.

Is it bad that I want one? If I can only have one vehicle (because I live in the city and parking is a PITA, for example) and I have the need for a large vehicle (kids, pets, back issues, etc), I don’t see why having a fun, sporty CUV/SUV is a bad idea.

If I were a betting man, I’d say Miller-Coors, but that’s just a hunch...

The deal is, perhaps unsurprisingly, light on specifics.

You. Out.

I’m sorry, but pop-up headlamps, a hatchback, a manual, and all for only $5k?

Anyone who votes CP should leave Jalopnik forever.

What haven’t they done that they promised?

Stop it we need to embrace others in car culture and encourage them. Otherwise they might do stupid stuff. /s

And gravity. Don’t forget gravity.

“…and the reason the blue sedan is dangling like a toy from the bridge is “still unknown.”