So...turn on 4 wheel drive and go straight through the center? At full speed of course, and don’t forget to turn your hazard light on.

That Garfield phone is awesome!

I’d love to put a hidden camera in this thing and hand the keys to a valet.

Ditto in TN...what babe, you’re going to drive? Sweet, road beer!

I want a driver-less car, with blacked out windows...for activities...with my wife.

Personally, I want a new Mustang. However, I am waiting until the 18's are unveiled. With the rumors or a very good 10 speed, more power, and more aggressive styling, why would I buy a 17 now. I’ll wait a month or so, see what rumors actually pan out, and then decide.

I was 33 when I realized that...30 secs ago.

I saw someone in Nashville get pulled over by a Honda Civic. I am assuming they just slap lights on cars they impound.

My wife got a 0% loan for 60 months on a 2015 Focus last summer, they are still around.

Cover the whole thing in rhino liner, that’ll cover up the ugly camo, and make it virtually indestructible. Alternatively, cover it in glitter and make it fabulous?

Not something I would expect to find on Craigslist.

Or someone breaks the windows on a Tesla that is still silently running the AC.

Did Gas Monkey do the restoration?

I have looked into that. From what I can tell, it is still a purchase through a dealership. The dealership just offers a lower price negotiated by Costco. Now whether or not you can beat that price by negotiating on your own depends on how good your poker face is.

Throw a lasso around the handle bars?

Watched that happen to a old beat-ass pickup truck a few car lengths ahead of me, on a highway, at 70 mphs. Truck went one way, wheel the other. Thankfully the wheel hit the opposite guardrail before it hit another car. Really wish they would do safety inspections down here in the South...

Guess I’ll go tell my wife not to get the Camaro SS convertible she wants, because Cosmo has built the perfect girl car...

Is the steering wheel easily removable, and is the hammock/seat thing adjustable, for other in car shenanigans?

Could still buffet of it though.