Porter airlines will give you free Steamwhistle— on your way into Toronto, at least— and through the magic of science I don't understand, it tastes incredible at that height. Steamwhistle is otherwise a good-to-fine beer but when you're breaking the surly bonds of earth it's just tops

I really like S/A/W stuff. Been grabbing that era of pop ephemera out of $1 record bins and it's often really well crafted stuff

*extremely Morrissey voice* Some clots are bigger than others

Can you resubmit? Might look better to catch it yourself, as well as reiterate your interest in the job ("Just a followup to my application— I noticed my submission was incomplete" "Was curious if you had an opportunity to review my resume")

I see you and I feel you. We're in the darkest part of winter but it's almost over. It's hard to remember when you're buried in it, but it'll be gone soon & we'll get daylight back. I applied for a promotion/senior job and didn't get it either— I'm trying to be not put off by it (a no is free, as they say, and it's…

My early V-day date to the opera will be preceded by a trip to a barbecue joint. I will be wearing something nice and asking for extra wet naps before I get my brisket on

I don't know if this is fair entry, but I had an Earl Grey Sour for the first time the other day and it was superb. I'm navigating my cocktail palate and it seems I prefer sour, sweet and floral or herbal things— throw some rosemary or lavender at me and I'm happy

Today is my 1 year anniversary of moving to Toronto! It went by really quickly but it also feels like I've been away from friends for a decade. Bittersweet, I think they call this? I'm celebrating by going to go see a matinee by myself today. Also celebrating Valentine's Day early by going to the opera on Friday

I watched, but there was nothing in there to sink my teeth into and comment on. Not even a joke to be made. I'm not trying to be rude, but this feature isn't for me.

I look forward to (a hopefully better) Kanye making music happen again

90's period-piece tip: go the Richard Donner route and have Black Panther wear a bootleg black Bart Simpson t-shirts about freeing South Africa

Why does he do anything but tool around in his sweet ass sub? I don't understand, if I had a sub no one would ever see me unless it was while I was in my sub

The 1 Chainz was coming from inside the house!

Send in the clowns
Those daffy, laffy clowns
Send in those soulful and doleful, shmaltz by the bowlful, clowns
Send in the clowns

I'm Dying Up Here: The Arnie Pye in the Sky Story

Late to the party, but my (spoilery) stray thoughts:

lol

Yeah but kids are stupid and kids loved Ja Rule and were I a kid with a Ja Rule CD I would mark the fuck out at the very THOUGHT of being specially thanked by J. Rule himself

I'm going to see Female Trouble for the first time at my local picture house tonight. There's going to be some burlesque performance beforehand but, sadly, there will probably be no b-hole flaring to Papa Oom Mow Mow

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