♫ Looks like we made it, look how far we've come my Giphy ♫

He's an inspiration to the rest of us schlubs out here hoping to have a kid that makes something of themselves so we can ride their coattails into retirement, the grave. See also: fat dads cheering Olympic athletes

I think of this every time some fool ass posts: "never heard of it/them"; "why is this here"; any variation on "i don't like it"

And a less offensive World War II reference!

E-L-E-V-E-N

Whenever the Whopperito's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking, "Where's Whopperito?"

You say burrato, I say burrata

"This ain't your PantsGoblin's Whopper!"

Did you need the name to know who it was? Read between the snark, baby

I feel like fast food has entered a Hellraiser/Cenobite-level "We have such sights to show you!" place

Yes, god DAMN I can't believe I forgot about those movies. The Thing and The Fly are both a result of giving a genius director a fine enough property and watching magic happen.

Quit digging, Chancellor

I'm really glad to read this

I know there must be examples of things that capitalised on the opportunity, but I can't think of many. What remakes improved the original?

Listen, if you would just sttop coating your ass in caramel and toffee bits…

Protip: Irregular asses, like factory defects, are often priced cheaper but of comparative quality!

The trouble is that you can eat a candy ass but once

I didn't hate The Crazies remake, but no one has ever accused me of having good taste

Filed under "things I wasn't really curious about but I'm still disappointed at the banality of"

Conversely, working for your country's Olympic broadcaster makes those give-a-fuck levels go way up