I want to hear William Shatner telling me "Do Not Go Gentle (…)".

Truly crutches my heart.

Nothing quite like a bunch of teenagers sweating indeed.

Polio self together !

I bet that's how Dikachu calls it.

I wondered if she was the annoying rambling type like her character on the show and apparently she is !

I'll only give money if the top-tier rewards include doing cocaine with Avery Bullock.

"When Gwyneth Paltrow said her divorce was a ‘conscious uncoupling,’ even
I wanted to jump in my truck, crank up Lynyrd Skynyrd and shoot up
a farmer’s market"

I bet you act like a total dik-tator to him.

Considering eating at Taco Bell has explosive results too and is (a little) less lethal I'd recommend that instead

Gotta catch em all !

Damn I forgot about you sorry. No luck getting your account back ?

wtf is an album ?lol

I buy them wearing a fake moustache and a trench coat. Also handy when you want to flash people in the streets.

You have to say his name three times and he will appear.

I'm a little older than 21 and I have an extensive vinyl collection but I was trying to hide my secret hipster douchebag identity.

First album bought is probably a good test question since nobody under 21 has ever bought an album.

I actually blast a couple rails with my boss while consulting with him about company drug-testing policy.

And poisoning the wells of Manhattan.

Here let me oblige :