How about "Fiddler, Please!" ?

So, this is disturbing.

"This has been the fun vagina pig fact of the day. Now to the weather forecast with Clarence."

In your next post add the the secret password to indicate you're being sarcastic.

I don't have that ad. I think you should clear your browser history and cookies and you know stop googling pig vaginas

Searching for a snarky way to express my disdain for James Franco…

Stretched that analogy ! Don't be shy !

Hieroglyph. "From the writers of Clash of the Titans and Pacific Rim"

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How about one hour straight of Daddy's gone from "'Hot Water " ?

Yeah she does.

I bet Elmo as a lot of things to say about the guy who had a hand up his ass all these years.

Drake eating Putin sounds like dirty russian porn.