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Oh yeah, he is all about his legacy.

And it pisses Camille off too, which is happy news!

I have a feeling that losing the Mark Twain Prize will hurt him deeply. If I understand it correctly, it’s basically the Nobel Prize for humourists. I’m sure its revocation will devastate Cosby.

Nah. His grasp of English is far better than Donald’s.

Kill all your heroes.

Is that a picture of two different people?

“Thank you. Everybody in America owes me a dollar who read Infinite Jest.”

In his book Every Love Story Is a Ghost Story: A Life of David Foster Wallace, D. T. Max mentioned in passing that Wallace “threw a coffee table” and “tried to push Karr from a moving car,” which Karr said is “about 2% of what happened.”

Why would an asshole shit talk someone for doing anal?

Nah, try again.

You need to have your own advice column. I bet you dollars to donuts this guy watches a ton of porn, if a two minute jackhammer in the sack, and whines about anything he doesn’t suggest, and has never been in the room with a female orgasm in his life. But I’d bet good money he’s been in a lot of rooms with potential

Huh, your biggest issue is that you don’t get anything out of it personally. Do you like getting blow jobs? Do you think when you get sucked off that every woman doing it get’s something out of it “personally” or she should be like a porn star and act like she’s just wild about it? Do you communicate with your

You never deserved a pizza more! I’m proud of you. It’d be game over for me too with that bullshit.

I disagree. Making fun of any person’s short comings makes others with those same short comings feel bad.

Proudest moment in my casual dating career was when I asked, he said he doesn’t do that, and I told him to leave. Then, I ordered myself a pizza.

There is plenty of medieval and ancient porn to prove you wrong.

Due to childhood abuse, I’m horrified by oral sex (receiving) but have no issue going down on dudes and actually enjoy it.

I am so sad that I had to be 32 before I realized that faking orgasms had literally ensured I had bad-to-boring sex with genuinely nice men.

Counterpoint: Don’t fuck someone like that.

Fuck anyone who won’t go down on their partner but expects their partner to go down on them.