I’m speechless, but with 36,895 comments, I haven’t always been speechless.  This post is the best prize ever!  Thanks so much, Andrew!

Nope, welcome to the internet.

What a cesspool of attempted projective control. Where is common courtesy and consideration toward those confused by the cross-currents of passing fancy and tradition?

I was reading on a Reddit thread where one person said their organization had switched to saying “Honored guests...” which is gender neutral and still maintains a certain level of formality.

I’ve had people insist on being addressed with “you-nique.”

This is a joke, right?

Jason, have you seen this Porsche Star Wars ship yet? Not sure how I feel about it. I’m not getting a strong Porsche vibe from it. Heck, I’m not even getting a strong Star Wars vibe either, although it does look cool.

IT’s actually Daffy’s alter ego Darkwing Duck...

*Daffy. 

Can’t unsee

And now I will never unsee that 

I’m ashamed I know what you’re talking about.

The one I saw was a 3000GT lol

Does not compute.. what is that?

I’m almost afraid to ask...

IT’S A TRAP!

What about the IMS bearing?

How many seconds can it give 750 HP?

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”