So who’s house are we using for the popcorn?

what the hell? This thing has transducers for active noise cancellation? My god. How much am I paying just so I can get an extra 2 mpg?

The dude:

this is the equivalent to reading about an owner biting his owner rather than the same old “dog bites man” article we have all read 100 times

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mind the gap

axle hop is the best kind of hop. The chirping is even used on Roadkill’s youtube intro.

It has Steve McQueen doing a burnout in reverse in a Mustang. You are so wrong. The most boring car in this movie is a Porsche 356. You sir are wrong.

You are triggered by a reticle? You are going to need a find a comfortable safe space. The reticle has always been part of the Bullitt Mustang.

Jesus christ take a sledge hammer to that bangle ass before it gives birth.

Same here. I’ve never had a car keyed, but I do have a ‘14 650i which I also stretched on and really wanted because I like you am a car guy first. I cannot drive it to an airport without something happening to it. People suck. Especially the people that judge you “a rich asshole” just because you have a nice car and…

Just don’t crack the hood opening it, or the car is totaled

The same reason you wear Sunglasses at night. If I need to explain to you how to be cool it may already be too late.

I live about 15 minutes from the Patriots’ stadium. I love them because they win, but I also believe they are a lot like the Yankees from the 90s, and that leaves me conflicted. I hate the Yankees, should I hate the Pats? I certainly would if it weren’t for Belichick’s history with the Navy and his record of pushing a…

Manipulating the situation so some dude can get a private park in his front lawn. I’m with you. That area is also very quiet. My brother lives a half mile from there, although the main streets are quite busy the side streets see little traffic.

All I want is for dealers to key cars correctly. Almost every dealer keys automatics “manual” if the transmission can be shifted with paddles. This appears to be more of an issue with sporty cars like BMW and Porsche where the dealer thinks “automatic” is a bad word (it is) and tries to make it sound sportier (it…

You called my beef perfectly.

Nope, but that’s a story for another time with more scotch than the internet allows.

Just get an old 911. You can get them dirt cheap. Or so I told my ex when I was looking for a 911.

If I had a buck for every time this was brought up as a practical joke including April Fools Day my net worth would easily exceed at least 5 bucks. http://www.carscoops.com/2013/04/volvo-bets-on-safety-with-its-april.html